Thursday, September 02, 2004
THE MILLER MELTDOWN
If you missed seeing Senator Zell Miller make what was clearly a cry for help, here is a nine-minute clip of his appearance with Chris Matthews.
SO, YOU THINK YOU KNOW CURRENCY, HUH?
OK, smart guy, who's on the $200 bill?
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
The slogan for Jane Pauley's daytime show is 'Familiar Face. Brand New Place.'
The slogan for Tony Danza's daytime show is 'A Familiar Face In A Brand New Place.'
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
OH, THE HUMANITY!
Up until now, I've never really felt bad for anybody with the last name Bush, but watching the Bush twins at the GOP Convention was was just so sad I was nearly brought to tears. It was a train-wreck. An honest to God train-wreck.
SO FAR, A CLEAN SWEEP
Maryland's Lieutenant Governor, Michael Steele, quoted Senator John Kerry as saying 'I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it', marking the second time in two nights a prime-time speaker has used the infamous gaffe.
Here are the updated odds concerning the quote:
Quote Used 3 nights: 5-2
Quote Used 4 nights: 4-1
Most Likely To Repeat Quote On Wednesday:
Governor Mitt Romney: 23-1
Mrs. Lynne Cheney: 20-1
Vice President Dick Cheney: 15-1
Michael Reagan: 7-1
Senator Zell Miller: Pick'Em
Most Likely To Repeat Quote On Thursday:
Representative Henry Bonilla: 100-1
Governor George Pataki: 37-1
Lynn Swann: 27-1
Dorothy Hamill: 26-1
President George W. Bush: Pick 'Em
CURIOUS AND PROVOCATIVE
Did you catch John McLaughlin's prediction this past weekend?
MR. MCLAUGHLIN: I predict that in early October Karl Rove will disappear from Washington. In mid-October there will be found in Iraq stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction.
What do you think old John's saying here?
A TIGHT RACE
Politics1 updates some battleground states for us:
Monday, August 30, 2004
In a hilarious moment during the Republican's hootenanny, Senator McCain made reference to filmster Michael Moore. Just as the crowd worked itself into a lather chanting 'Four More Years', the camera went to Moore who flashed the peace-sign and mouthed 'Two more months'.
God's ears, and all that.