tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55263442011-04-21T18:44:25.366-07:00Berry's WorldKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comBlogger12901100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099851929889824522004-11-07T10:11:00.000-08:002004-11-07T10:25:29.890-08:00THE CHARACTER ISSUE
After falling behind to Washington State 21-7 yesterday, UCLA battled back to within a two point conversion, before losing 31-29. UCLA coach Karl Dorrell said of the gutty little Bruins:
We showed a lot of character fighting back into it.
After the game, 20 or 30 of the Bruins, ignored the traditional handshake at midfield and bolted for the locker room. UCLA quarterback Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099624226996004432004-11-04T19:06:00.000-08:002004-11-04T19:10:26.996-08:00FUNNY STUFF
Here is a somewhat filthy, totally hilarious cartoon that, naturally, was pointed out by Angie, of Ang's Weird Ideas fame.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099616101601290532004-11-04T16:18:00.000-08:002004-11-04T16:55:01.600-08:00STOP IT, YOU'RE KILLING ME!
Jokes, Pranks, And Hijinks:
Halloween Prank Turns Deadly
Road-Rage Incident Kills Teen
HOUSTON---One teenager was killed and three others were injured after a Halloween prank led to road rage, police said. Four teens had been shooting various targets with paint balls last night, police said. According to investigators, the driver of a pickup truck became angry and Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099583888041230772004-11-04T07:34:00.000-08:002004-11-04T08:01:03.206-08:00DEMOCRATS IN '08---THE EARLY LINE
The opening line on Democratic candidates who will be looking to replace President George W. Bush in 2008:
Senator Hillary Clinton---5 to 2
---Is the nomination Senator Clinton's's for the taking?
General Wesley Clark---5 to 1
---General Clark won't be late to jump in this time.
Senator John Edwards---10 to 1
---Will Senator Edward's VP run in '04 catapult Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099581278187145712004-11-04T07:10:00.000-08:002004-11-04T07:32:19.086-08:00LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!
OK, let's say you're former Red Sox hero (and former Angel flop) Mo Vaughn. In 2003 you hit .190 in 79 at bats, and in 2004 you didn't play a single game for your team, the New York Mets. What do you do?
That's right, you file to become a free agent.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099547463310573712004-11-03T21:19:00.000-08:002004-11-03T21:51:03.310-08:00WEST WING HERE I COME!
As most regular readers know, I have long revered public service, and despite my state college education and sub-standard intellect, I have always been ready to serve should my nation call. In fact, I even offered to serve President Bush as a member of the President's Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, I offered to serve as President Bush's Secretary of the Army, and I Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099467865693676952004-11-02T23:34:00.000-08:002004-11-04T07:34:02.466-08:00EARLY ELECTION RECAP---THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY
THE GOOD
---We Left-Coasters are leading by example by passing Proposition 71, which will fund stem cell research, hopefully hastening the day when things like cancer, Parkinson's Disease, and Alzheimer's Disease become curable.
---California voters appear to be passing Proposition 61, which provides money for Children's Hospital projects.
Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099408940625028562004-11-02T07:18:00.000-08:002004-11-02T07:24:41.156-08:00SMELLS LIKE A LANDSLIDE IN CALIFORNIA
After voting this morning, I conducted a quick exit-poll of myself, and based on those results, I project that Senator John Kerry will win California with an astounding 100% of the vote.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099323277192500232004-11-01T07:29:00.000-08:002004-11-01T07:44:29.096-08:00WAITER, THERE'S A TODDLER IN MY SOUP
In a story that simply boggles what's left of my mind, a two-year-old Pacoima girl is being treated for severe burns over more than half her body after she fell, HEADFIRST, into a large pot of hot soup during a party Saturday night. The explanation from the family is that the pot of soup was cooling on the floor during the crowded party when the girl fell in Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099236795439079672004-10-31T07:18:00.000-08:002004-10-31T07:33:15.440-08:00PRESIDENTIAL PREDICTION
So, how will Tuesday play out? I have no idea, but that has never stopped me from making wild, outlandish predictions before, and it won't stop me now.
Being an eternal optimist, I get the sense that the electorate is trending, if not toward the political ideas of Senator Kerry, away from the scare tactics of President Bush. I think that most of the voters who aren't Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099235530752004472004-10-31T06:22:00.000-08:002004-10-31T07:12:10.753-08:00THE OFFICIAL BERRY'S WORLD ENDORSEMENTS
Here's the way I'm going to be voting (in bold) at Box Brother on Victory Blvd. early Tuesday morning:
President and Vice President of the United States:
Cobb/La March---Green
Bush/Cheney---Republican
Badnarik/Campagna---Libertarian
Peroutka/Baldwin---American Independent
Peltier/Jordan---Peace and Freedom
Kerry/Edwards---Democratic
---Not exactly a Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099189106787094642004-10-30T19:13:00.000-07:002004-10-30T19:18:26.786-07:00A SPLIT DECISION
On tonight's McLaughlin Group, the panel was asked to predict who would win the most electoral votes on Tuesday.
PATRICK BUCHANAN: Four more years, Bush.
ELEANOR CLIFT: Kerry.
TONY BLANKLEY: Bush, by a whisker.
LAWRENCE O'DONNELL: John Kerry.
JOHN MCLAUGHLIN: The answer is, John Kerry.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099188564903119332004-10-30T19:01:00.000-07:002004-10-30T19:09:24.903-07:00TELL THE ORANGE BOWL, 'WE ACCEPT!'
My inside sources tell me that the the Kent State Golden Flashes, fresh off their 42-16 thumping of Ohio University, would accept an offer to play in the FedEx Orange Bowl come January. The only apparent barrier to the Flashes playing in Orange Bowl is their misleading 2-6 record.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1099155288976130982004-10-30T09:44:00.000-07:002004-10-30T09:54:48.976-07:00COME IN OFF THE LEDGE, MATT
In news that will undoubtedly have Matt Welch weeping like a fat kid who missed the ice cream truck, the Anaheim Angels announced they won't be bringing back his favorite Angel, third baseman Troy Glaus. The Angels will replace the 2002 World Series MVP with youngster Dallas McPherson. Fans of the Angels who don't consider Glaus their favorite player, like me who Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098974930835946432004-10-28T07:21:00.000-07:002004-10-30T20:44:59.196-07:00SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE
Much like the country, when it comes to the presidential election, my family is also evenly divided. Here's the tally:
ME: (Registered in California) Of course, I'll be voting not so much for Senator John Kerry, but against President George W. Bush.
MY DAD: (Registered in North Carolina) My dad can't remember voting for a Republican president, and has no problems taking Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098888517590181252004-10-27T07:42:00.000-07:002004-10-27T07:48:37.590-07:00AND THEN DESPERATION SET IN
While driving home from work, I often listen to a little bit of the Michael Savage show, which is often good for a giggle or two. It's pretty clear, what with the way 'Dr.' Savage is hawking the Stolen Honor DVD that he and other wingers are getting a tad desperate over the upcoming election. Consider this call from a sobbing woman the other day:
"I'm just so afraid Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098802924736476502004-10-26T07:48:00.000-07:002004-10-26T08:02:04.736-07:00OH NO, NOT AGAIN
Last year, I became addicted to Arrested Development, and was left hanging until Fox decided to renew the much acclaimed but little watched comedy. This season looks like more of the same with Jack & Bobby. While Jack & Bobby has already been renewed for next season, it appears that I may be the only person watching the critically successful program.
After several weeks of Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098715862668434802004-10-25T07:41:00.000-07:002004-10-25T07:51:02.676-07:00A GOLDEN STATE PERK
One of the good things about living in California is that we voters long ago decided that we'd rather eat our own heads than give President Bush our 55 electoral votes. Since the race out here is not even close, the candidates are not wasting money putting commercials on local TV. Now we do get our share of ads from Senator Barbara Boxer (does she even have an opponent?), Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098498445289586702004-10-22T19:24:00.000-07:002004-10-22T19:30:46.580-07:00CHANGE HORSES IN MID-STREAM OR...
You decide on November 2nd.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098494679007699662004-10-22T18:21:00.000-07:002004-10-22T18:24:39.006-07:00TELLING IT LIKE IT REALLY IS
Let me explain something: I don't watch the national news, and I don't read the paper. I haven't done that for the last six weeks. I watch Fox News to get my information.
U.S. Sen. Jim Bunning, October 21, 2004Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098457620239170222004-10-22T08:04:00.000-07:002004-10-22T08:07:00.463-07:00CONFESSION OF A POLITICAL JUNKIE
Hunter S. Thompson has a great article over at The Smirking Chimp, highlighted by this passage:
Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard Nixon now that we finally need him?
If Nixon were running for president today, he would be seen as a "liberal" candidate, and he would probably win. He Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098335113725095032004-10-20T21:58:00.000-07:002004-10-20T22:06:58.310-07:00MORE OF THE SAME
I don't know why I was excited about the premier of The West Wing. Considering how staggeringly dull it was last year, I really had no reason to think that there would be any improvement in the show.
However, I was excited, and once again I was utterly bored by the formerly great show. NBC keeps promoting The West Wing with the phrase 'Change Is Coming.' Well, it sure as hell Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098325035528940802004-10-20T19:01:00.000-07:002004-10-20T19:17:15.526-07:00PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
JAY LENO
Over the weekend, President Bush told a crowd of supporters in Florida that he is the best protection from the draft. That's not true. Bush's dad was the protection from the draft.
The rumor is that it'll be like the last time. Kerry will win the popular vote and Bush will win the electoral votes. And they say Americans could spend weeks not knowing who's Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098323491128414582004-10-20T18:49:00.000-07:002004-10-20T18:51:31.126-07:00IT HAS TO BE SAID
While Senator John Kerry may be thinking it, I'm sure he would never say it, so I'll do it for him.
Teresa, sweetheart, shut the hell up!Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098284827840866522004-10-20T08:03:00.000-07:002004-10-20T08:07:07.840-07:00MUCH AFLU ABOUT NOTHING
Speaking as somebody who has never, ever gotten a flu shot, I have to wonder if this mad rush for flu shots is simply a result of there being a shortage. Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1098150832483998302004-10-18T18:45:00.000-07:002004-10-18T18:56:02.543-07:00THE WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION...
Been sitting on pins and needles wondering who won the Rock Paper Scissors World Championship? Wait no further, as Lee Rammage of Burlington, Canada won the prestigious title this weekend. Rammage, a 34-year-old father of two, beat Heather Birrell, of Toronto, Canada, by using, according to my unconfirmed sources, the all-powerful Rock to win the title. American Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097999852199935702004-10-17T01:51:00.000-07:002004-10-17T00:57:32.200-07:00THAT'S MY PRESIDENT
This interesting tale comes from Ron Suskind's very illuminating story in this morning's NY Times Magazine:
In the Oval Office in December 2002, the president met with a few ranking senators and members of the House, both Republicans and Democrats. In those days, there were high hopes that the United States-sponsored ''road map'' for the Israelis and Palestinians would be a Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097989627087444632004-10-16T21:56:00.000-07:002004-10-16T22:07:07.086-07:00SMOKING CASE UPDATE
In January, I reported on an Ohio case where Robert Zangrando sued his next door neighbor, Nicole Kuder, for smoking on the front porch that Zangrando and Kuder shared. Zangrando, who was seeking $300,000, claimed the smoke 'smoke seeps inside his unit or stagnates outside his door when he passes' and irritates his wife's 'nose, throat and eyes'.
In the poster child of Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097987233410362622004-10-16T20:18:00.000-07:002004-10-16T21:30:49.516-07:00PREDICTIONS
I love predictions. I think it takes guts to go on the record and say what you think will take place in the future. And when your right, you can brag about how smart you are. Of course, when your wrong, you can bet there will be some smart-ass who points it out. Speaking of which, let's take a look at some of the predictions that have come from The McLaughlin Group this year:
1-16-Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097957664574355462004-10-16T13:41:00.000-07:002004-10-16T13:14:24.573-07:00TODAY'S THE DAY!!!
Finally, at long last, after all the waiting, the 2004 Rock Paper Scissors World Championships take place today in Toronto, Canada!!
I had hoped to be the first blogger to cover the event live, but, sadly, the World RPS Society decided not to give me a press pass (along with airfare, hotel accommodations, and a hefty per diem).
However, the good people at the World RPS Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097955316981065322004-10-16T13:31:00.000-07:002004-10-16T12:35:54.370-07:00SHE'S OFF THE MARKET
One of my favorite bloggers, Nichole over at Passenger Pachyderms, is now married!
Congratulations Nichole!Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097954844163556382004-10-16T13:24:00.000-07:002004-10-16T12:27:24.163-07:00HEADLINE HILARITY
GOP Leader Happy Students To View Anti-Kerry Film
Bush Supporters Angered Over Fahrenheit 9/11 Viewing At LibraryKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097954486619796992004-10-16T13:12:00.000-07:002004-10-16T12:21:26.620-07:00IS SINCLAIR GAME?
Last night on Leno's show Michael Moore offered Sinclair Broadcasting the chance to show Fahrenheit 9/11, for free, right after Stolen Honor.
While there is no word on whether Sinclair will accept as of yet, if I were a Sinclair stockholder, and they declined the windfall advertising revenues that could be had, I would seriously wonder if Sinclair was putting politics ahead ofKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1097882345588932952004-10-15T15:51:00.000-07:002004-10-15T16:24:29.076-07:00LONG TIME, NO BLOG
So, my annual computor problems brought Berry's World to it's knees for a while, but we're back. So, what did we miss?
According to most polls, Senator John Kerry went 3-0 in the presidential debates.
I'm saddened to point out that the Anaheim Angels lost in the playoffs to the Boston Red Sox, but the season wasn't a total loss as their playoff appearance won me the first Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1094176293105119562004-09-02T18:47:00.000-07:002004-09-02T18:53:00.376-07:00IT'S LIKE CURSOR, BUT IT'S BETTER
Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1094137113236760132004-09-02T07:56:00.000-07:002004-09-02T08:07:50.860-07:00THE MILLER MELTDOWN
If you missed seeing Senator Zell Miller make what was clearly a cry for help, here is a nine-minute clip of his appearance with Chris Matthews.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1094136823450240002004-09-02T07:51:00.000-07:002004-09-02T07:53:43.450-07:00SO, YOU THINK YOU KNOW CURRENCY, HUH?
OK, smart guy, who's on the $200 bill?Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1094051140218419692004-09-01T08:02:00.000-07:002004-09-01T08:05:40.216-07:00WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
The slogan for Jane Pauley's daytime show is 'Familiar Face. Brand New Place.'
The slogan for Tony Danza's daytime show is 'A Familiar Face In A Brand New Place.'Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1094005992868300362004-08-31T19:28:00.000-07:002004-08-31T19:33:12.866-07:00OH, THE HUMANITY!
Up until now, I've never really felt bad for anybody with the last name Bush, but watching the Bush twins at the GOP Convention was was just so sad I was nearly brought to tears. It was a train-wreck. An honest to God train-wreck.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1094005511638387772004-08-31T18:56:00.000-07:002004-08-31T19:25:11.636-07:00SO FAR, A CLEAN SWEEP
Maryland's Lieutenant Governor, Michael Steele, quoted Senator John Kerry as saying 'I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it', marking the second time in two nights a prime-time speaker has used the infamous gaffe.
Here are the updated odds concerning the quote:
Quote Used 3 nights: 5-2
Quote Used 4 nights: 4-1
Most Likely To Repeat Quote On Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093965033800647472004-08-31T08:08:00.000-07:002004-08-31T08:10:33.800-07:00CURIOUS AND PROVOCATIVE
Did you catch John McLaughlin's prediction this past weekend?
MR. MCLAUGHLIN: I predict that in early October Karl Rove will disappear from Washington. In mid-October there will be found in Iraq stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction.
What do you think old John's saying here?Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093962400530215062004-08-31T07:22:00.000-07:002004-08-31T07:48:14.036-07:00A TIGHT RACE
Politics1 updates some battleground states for us:
Florida
Bush 48%
Kerry 46%
Iowa
Kerry 51%
Bush 46%
Wisconsin
Bush 50%
Kerry 47%
Pennsylvania
Bush 48%
Kerry 47%Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093918923643343172004-08-30T19:16:00.000-07:002004-08-30T19:22:03.643-07:00FUNNY STUFF
In a hilarious moment during the Republican's hootenanny, Senator McCain made reference to filmster Michael Moore. Just as the crowd worked itself into a lather chanting 'Four More Years', the camera went to Moore who flashed the peace-sign and mouthed 'Two more months'.
God's ears, and all that.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093398536803467922004-08-24T18:34:00.000-07:002004-08-24T18:53:19.706-07:00THERE'S A CIRCUIT?
If you’ve ever wondered if there is a circuit of tournaments in the world of Competitive Eating, the answer is yes, yes, thank God in merciful heaven, yes! According the the International Federation Of Competitive Eating, the circuit goes like this:
Matzo Balls
New York---January
Bratwurst
Hanover, Germany---February
Pomme Frites
London, England---February
Maui Onions
Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093319832265812552004-08-23T20:46:00.000-07:002004-08-23T20:57:12.266-07:00THE SHADOW KNOWS
Scott McClellan used the word 'shadowy' a mere six different times today, although, to McClellan's credit, he did manage to use it twice in the same answer.
The President has condemned -- well, first of all, the President has called on Senator Kerry to join him in calling for all of these ads and activity by these shadowy groups to stop, and he renewed that call today.
SenatorKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093190767229120212004-08-22T09:03:00.000-07:002004-08-22T09:06:07.230-07:00HAZING THE NEW MEAT
All NFL rookies are generally embarrassed and humiliated during their first training camp. The St. Louis Rams' rookies were forced to sing, coming away with less than rave reviews.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093011066045734782004-08-20T07:09:00.000-07:002004-08-20T07:11:06.046-07:00THE NAME WAS THE TIP-OFF
President Bush stopped for about 20 minutes at the Cady Cheese Factory and Shoppe ... near Wilson, Wisconsin. He toured the factory briefly, urging his host, Dale Marcott, to tell him what they do. Their conversation was hard to hear, but essentially Marcott told the president they make cheese.
---Official White House pool report from this weekKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1093009109797397472004-08-20T06:32:00.000-07:002004-08-20T06:38:29.796-07:00PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
JAY LENO
President Bush says he has just one question for American voters: "Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?
The big opening ceremony for the Olympics earlier tonight. … Actually, it's impressive. 202 nations marching together. 202. You know, that was supposed to happen in Iraq, but of course it didn't work out that Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092945711254956052004-08-19T12:59:00.000-07:002004-08-19T13:01:51.253-07:00SAME STORY, DIFFERENT DAY
Kathryn Mead wanted to see her first sitting president when George W. Bush visited the city. Instead, Bush campaign staffers tore up the 55-year-old social studies teacher's ticket and refused her admission because she sported a small sticker on her blouse that touted the Democratic ticket of John Kerry and John Edwards. "I had my ticket and photo identification, but Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092943952384548302004-08-19T12:07:00.000-07:002004-08-19T12:32:32.386-07:00IT'S NEWS RIGHT?
Now that Oprah has completed jury duty, look for these stories coming soon:
Oprah Pays Her Phone Bill!
Oprah's Help Drags Oprah's Garbage To The Curb!
Oprah Watches TV!
Oprah Watches Her Maid Dust!
Oprah Wakes Up This Morning!Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092925257807344722004-08-19T07:16:00.000-07:002004-08-19T07:20:57.806-07:00JOE'S FIRST LAUGH IN A LONG TIME
It's been a long while since Joe Piscopo said anything funny, but this is a riot:
Piscopo claims "some prominent business guys" are trying to get him to run for New Jersey's governor's seat.
Actually, this is more pathetic and sad than funny.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092840925846387982004-08-18T07:53:00.000-07:002004-08-18T07:55:25.846-07:00SUPPLY THE CAPTION
Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092754322211697242004-08-17T07:46:00.000-07:002004-08-17T07:52:02.210-07:00SUMMER OLYMPICS UPDATE
Today is the 78th day of the Summer Games in Athens, meaning there are only 296 days before the closing ceremonies.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092753288369713352004-08-17T07:31:00.000-07:002004-08-17T07:34:48.370-07:00A FAIR AND BALANCED PROFILE OF BILL O'REILLY
Rolling Stone has a pretty good story about Bill O'Reilly, highlighted by this passage:
O'Reilly loves any story that smacks of child mistreatment. There's easy emotion in it, and what O'Reilly is always looking for is emotion, something to jolt his viewers, to stir them to an indignation, disbelief or contempt equal to his own. His nose for such Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092637695796822832004-08-15T23:25:00.000-07:002004-08-15T23:31:37.606-07:00JIMMY TO THE RESCUE?
He saved NYPD Blue, and now it's being reported that Jimmy Smits is on his way to Washington to help The West Wing out of its ratings decline.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092636203901176212004-08-15T23:01:00.000-07:002004-08-15T23:03:23.900-07:00WORDS FROM THE RUSH CHAIRMAN
Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092596531567056072004-08-15T11:18:00.000-07:002004-08-15T15:38:28.660-07:00CUT THEM ALL OUT
These are the events the Summer Olympic Games could easily do without:
DIVING---Everything beyond the belly-flop is pure drudgery.
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING---Frankly, any event with the word 'synchronized' should be banned.
ARCHERY---The last time archery was important, William Tell was handling the bow.
BADMINTON---What's next, lawn darts?
CANOEING---We've got rowing, so Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092540782258736782004-08-14T20:29:00.000-07:002004-08-14T20:33:02.256-07:00WHAT THE...
Synchronized Diving?
What genius came up with this?Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092491050828881732004-08-14T06:41:00.000-07:002004-08-14T06:45:18.036-07:00REVENGE SERVED COLD
A jilted boyfriend put a video on the Internet of himself and his former girlfriend having sex, in a revenge attack on his ex. Paul Clarke posted the lewd footage on the Web after his bitter split from Cara Whitehouse, a court was told. Business cards with the website address were handed out at her 21st birthday party, to her neighbours and at her workplace. Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092488160861065172004-08-14T05:50:00.000-07:002004-08-14T05:56:00.860-07:00AND IT'S KERRY WHO'S THE FLIP-FLOPPER
The Oval Office is a powerful place. It's the kind of place where my mother walks in and feels so overwhelmed, she won't tell me what to do.
President Bush, August 10th, Niceville Florida
The Oval Office is a powerful place. It's -- you know, people walk in and just get overwhelmed by the majesty of this shrine to democracy. I do, on a daily basis. And the Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092403321079198812004-08-13T06:09:00.000-07:002004-08-13T06:22:01.080-07:00A POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT
While regular readers know that here in Berry's World, I tend to keep my political views to myself, today I'm going to make an exception. My friend and fellow Democrat, Nathan Rudy, is running for Somerset (N.J.) County Freeholder and could use a little financial help.
The Rudy for Freeholder campaign is holding a fundraising drive called "A Thousand Fifties", and are Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092402466264260612004-08-13T06:02:00.000-07:002004-08-13T06:33:59.486-07:00PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
JAY LENO
Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam.
President Bush appeared with Arnold Schwarzenegger at a huge campaign event. Only in Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-109232098170206902004-08-12T07:28:00.000-07:002004-08-12T07:33:29.836-07:00TODAY'S POLITICAL RIDDLES
Q: What's the difference between Alan Keyes and a parrot?
A: One's loud, annoying, colorful, and says a lot of things that don't make sense, and the other's a bird.
Q: What's the difference between Alan Keyes and the Hindenburg?
A: One's a flaming bag of hot gas, and the other's a dirigible
Q: What does Alan Keyes' ego have in common with the Great Wall of China?
Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092320428421396262004-08-12T07:18:00.000-07:002004-08-12T07:20:28.420-07:00REPUBLICANS TAKE THE HIGH ROAD
A group financed by a major Republican contributor has begun running radio ads in about a dozen cities, many in battleground states, attacking Sen. John F. Kerry as "rich, white and wishy-washy" and mocking his wife for boasting of her African roots.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092318898539880142004-08-12T06:50:00.000-07:002004-08-12T06:54:58.540-07:00OH, REALLY?
I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified.
---Porter Goss, President Bush's nominee for CIA director, to documentary-maker Michael Moore's production company during the filming of the movie Fahrenheit 9/11.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092234721795257572004-08-11T07:26:00.000-07:002004-08-11T07:32:01.796-07:00A REAL BARN BURNER
A new WBBM-TV/SurveyUSA poll was released Tuesday on the open Illinois US Senate race showing Barack Obama with a slight lead over Alan Keyes.
Official results:
Barack Obama (D) - 67%
Alan Keyes (R) - 28%.
It looks like nobody, and I mean nobody, can prevent Keyes from continuing his string of losing elections.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092148945292967992004-08-10T07:35:00.000-07:002004-08-10T07:42:25.293-07:00HE'LL STAND UP TO TERRORISTS, RIGHT?
President Bush has nominated U.S. Rep. Porter Goss to lead the CIA, which must strike fear in the hearts of terrorists everywhere. Unless, of course, you happen to remember this passage from Gail Sheehy's story about the four moms who tried to get info about the 9-11 attacks:
The four moms—Kristen Breitweiser, Patty Casazza, Mindy Kleinberg and Lorie van Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092147142447116882004-08-10T07:09:00.000-07:002004-08-10T07:12:22.446-07:00WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANS?
Bush is making America look and feel very horrible around the world. He doesn't represent the heart of America. He represents another part of the anatomy but not the heart.
rock guitarist Carlos Santana, in BillboardKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092146252848913002004-08-10T06:53:00.000-07:002004-08-10T06:57:32.846-07:00MORE DOLLARS THAN SENSE
This actual item is actually for sale on eBay:
Napkin with sweat from Ambassador Alan Keyes' forehead
Blotted from Keyes' brow at Senate announcement 8-8-04
Own a part of American history; own the napkin containing sweat from Ambassador Alan Keyes' forehead, immediately following Alan Keyes' historic announcement that he agreed to replace Jack Ryan as the Republican Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092062464503274862004-08-09T07:38:00.000-07:002004-08-09T07:41:04.503-07:00I'M NOT SURE THAT WILL HELP THINGS
A 70-year-old Moroccan man, protesting his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, cut off his own penis.
"He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis," a doctor from the Ibn Toufail hospital said.
If he thought she wouldn't have sex with him before...Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092059980992273702004-08-09T06:53:00.000-07:002004-08-09T07:01:31.680-07:00THE MAGIC NUMBER
Updating the wager between Berry's World and Uncle Hornhead, with the first season of The West Wing on dvd's hanging in the balance, the Anaheim Angels have opened what some folks are calling an insurmountable 3-game lead over the Philadelphia Phillies. The magic number now stands at 49, meaning any combination of 49 wins by the Angels and losses by the Phillies will result in Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1092002446340068092004-08-08T14:56:00.000-07:002004-08-08T15:00:46.340-07:00THE HERO-IN-ERROR WILL SOON BE IN CUSTODY
The self-described 'hero in error', Ahmad Chalabi, now has an Iraqi arrest warrant hanging over his head.
That brightened up my Sunday.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091803040181933292004-08-06T07:25:00.000-07:002004-08-06T07:37:20.183-07:00PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
JON STEWART
Now, on the subject of the convention, most observers agreed last week brought a newly energized Democratic party, one focused on a common goal. With the party now in the spotlight, many people are wondering ...
(Stewart handed a piece of paper)
Oh. Terror warning. Guess I'll have to stop talking about the Democrats.
Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091754927239982242004-08-05T18:14:00.000-07:002004-08-05T18:15:27.240-07:00THE PREZ SPEAKS
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
President Bush, 8-5-04Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091721946024582212004-08-05T09:01:00.000-07:002004-08-05T09:05:46.023-07:00WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE ODD
Craig Cooper, of the Quad City Times, provided a minute by minute rundown of President Bush's day in Davenport, Iowa highlighted by this somewhat unseemly entry:
12:23 p.m.: Bush blows kisses to spectators and to NBC reporter David Gregory as he goes behind the bleachers in LeClaire Park.
Maybe this explains why President Bush has been treated with kid gloves by the Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091640467284386632004-08-04T10:25:00.000-07:002004-08-04T10:28:54.996-07:00OH THE HILARITY
Here's a very funny campaign commercial satire, starring Will Ferrell as your president. Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091599710794299602004-08-03T23:04:00.000-07:002004-08-03T23:08:30.796-07:00THE BATTLE PANDA'S BACK AND THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE
Fresh off her month-long visit to Taiwan, our beloved Battle Panda is back in action!Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091546815178199962004-08-03T08:22:00.000-07:002004-08-03T08:26:55.176-07:00IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US
Page Six recently reported a Brandon Tartikoff sighting, only to be reminded by readers that Tartikoff died in 1997. I can't poke any fun considering that I spotted Gregory Hines coming out of my local dry cleaners long after he had died.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091546014965822612004-08-03T08:06:00.000-07:002004-08-03T08:13:34.966-07:00WHO SAID THAT?
President Bush has 'been a world-class polarizer. I don't know if I can stomach four more years with him as president. He misled us into the war in Iraq and has mismanaged everything since.'
I just have a gut feeling that Kerry can be trusted to make the right courageous decisions and will make a good president. He showed that with his heroism in Vietnam.
President Bush is 'Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091462762517757922004-08-02T09:02:00.000-07:002004-08-02T09:06:02.516-07:00JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT...
After not hearing from William Hung for a couple of weeks, I enrolled into the comfortable school of thought that his 15 minutes were up. Sadly, I was incorrect, as Hung is recording a Christmas album and starring in a movie. It's a Cantonese film, but still.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091199722078807572004-07-30T08:00:00.000-07:002004-07-30T08:02:02.076-07:00COCK GAMES IN THE GAMECOCK STATE
State Agriculture Commissioner Charles Sharpe (R-SC) was indicted Thursday on 14 federal felony corruption charges for allegedly accepting at least $20,000 in bribes to help protect the state's illegal cockfighting games from avoiding prosecution by his and other agencies. SharpeUS Attorney J. Strom Thurmond Jr. said that an undercover officer made recordings of Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091199415946698592004-07-30T07:47:00.000-07:002004-07-30T07:56:55.946-07:00PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
JAY LENO
The Los Alamos National Laboratory, where research is done on all the nuclear weapons, they are reporting they are missing two computer disks with sensitive weapons information on them. Two of the disks are missing. How embarrassing is that? Now we can't even find our own weapons of mass destruction.
And Bob Dole, God bless him, 81 years old today. Happy Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091170148980950932004-07-29T23:48:00.000-07:002004-07-29T23:49:08.980-07:00TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy -- or go on Prozac?
Susan Sheybani, assistant to Bush campaign spokesman Terry HoltKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091168725226674242004-07-29T23:10:00.000-07:002004-07-29T23:27:34.200-07:00HOW TO LOSE A BASEBALL GAME, BY VLADIMIR GUERRERO
The Anaheim Angels lost a game tonight that they probably should have lost, but also should have won. Facing the beleaguered Seattle Mariners, the Halos fell behind 5-0, and things looked bleak. However, the Angels chipped away, and Bengie Molina hit a two run dinger in the bottom of the 9th to tie the score at 5.
Still tied in the bottom of theKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091060706163811182004-07-28T17:20:00.000-07:002004-07-28T17:25:38.543-07:00A NEW LOW
Steve Brozak, congressional candidate from New Jersey, was the opening speaker at the Democratic Convention, and he was, by far, the worst public speaker in the history of public speaking.
Not a great start to the evening.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091047414492836552004-07-28T13:41:00.000-07:002004-07-28T13:43:34.493-07:00ANOTHER REASON TO BE AN ANTI-DENTITE
Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths
Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius. Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery. SixKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091039422154036952004-07-28T11:28:00.000-07:002004-07-28T11:30:22.153-07:00FUNNY STUFF
It's quite clear that Nichole, at Passenger Pachyderms, has a much more exciting home life than I do. Thank the Gods she tells us about it.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1091037659531693122004-07-28T10:58:00.000-07:002004-07-28T11:00:59.533-07:00CAN WE SEND TRUMP OR CUBAN OVER?
Iraq gets its own reality show.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090981937371217002004-07-27T19:28:00.000-07:002004-07-27T19:50:37.693-07:00PRESIDENT OBAMA?
After watching Illinois Senate candidate Barack Obama give the keynote address at the Democratic Convention, the only question I could think of was not if he would run for president, but when he would run for president.
I also wondered by how much he would win.
UPDATE: I am not alone.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090976072755474682004-07-27T17:53:00.000-07:002004-07-27T17:54:32.756-07:00WOW, MAYBE I WAS WRONG
Listening to Senator Tom Daschle speak at the convention, I could have almost sworn he was a Democrat.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090975076065530802004-07-27T17:28:00.000-07:002004-07-27T17:37:56.066-07:00FINALLY, A DISAPPOINTING SPEECH
After being very impressed with every Democratic Convention speaker last night, I suppose it was inevitable that I would be disappointed with a speech tonight, but I would never have guessed it would come from Senator Edward Kennedy.
Senator Kennedy, while often rambling, seemed to be rushing for the next applause line, yet when he got there didn't seem to know Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090904263481904172004-07-26T21:34:00.000-07:002004-07-26T22:03:57.333-07:00A DANDY LITTLE DITTY
I've been listening to the songs from Election Day USA, and one, David Rovics' Operation Iraqi Liberation is a catchy little country tune that I find myself playing all the time. Here are the lyrics:
We've got a situation and it calls for a solution
That upholds our domination of the planet
We're gonna make our peace and we're gonna make it well
And if you don't like our Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090901375194496932004-07-26T21:05:00.000-07:002004-07-26T21:11:17.796-07:00WHAT'S WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY?
Flipping through the channels, I accidentally ran into the syndicated version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and it is College Week. A guy named Christopher, who was wearing a Queens College sweatshirt, gets this opening question:
How many bottles are there in a case of beer?
And he didn't know! He had to get help from the audience. Good Lord, we'd have laughedKeith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090898028369206072004-07-26T20:12:00.000-07:002004-07-26T20:13:48.370-07:00AND THE WINNER IS...
After watching the speeches at the Democratic Convention tonight, I think the best speech came from former Vice President Al Gore.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090887003553219852004-07-26T17:07:00.000-07:002004-07-26T17:10:03.553-07:00Ten Things You Don’t Know About Our Dad
By Alex and Vanessa Kerry
10. He believes chocolate-chip cookies are one of the four food groups.
9. He wears Hawaiian shorts over a wetsuit and swears it's the style
8. He used to be mistaken for a Beatle
7. We weren't allowed to go on dates unless we had a two-thirds house majority
6. He can play the ‘Star Wars’ theme song on his bass guitar
5. He Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090866837745384042004-07-26T11:29:00.000-07:002004-07-26T11:57:58.890-07:00IT MUST BE IN HIS BLOOD
Scott McClellan just can't help himself. Here's a question and answer from the highly popular Ask Scott McClellan feature from the White House website:
Q: Kyle from Atlanta, Georgia:
Scott, You do a great job at your news conferences. I was wondering if you could tell me who April and Les(Don't know their last names) work for. Keep up the good work for the President! Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090856575158518052004-07-26T08:40:00.000-07:002004-07-26T08:42:55.160-07:00TERESA HEINZ KERRY IS GROWING ON ME
You said something I didn't say. Now shove it.
Mrs. Kerry to a Pittsburgh reporter Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090702373532443142004-07-24T13:48:00.000-07:002004-07-24T13:54:49.143-07:00NO LONGER SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISCHER
According to Salon, there is a whole lot more to the Bobby Fischer story:
That's the morality tale being reported by many news organizations. Consider this action-adventure blurb of a lead, pulled from a Fischer story in last Saturday's Los Angeles Times: "For 12 years he has stayed one move ahead of the U.S. government he despises, always in motion, hard Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090610405313731482004-07-23T12:17:00.000-07:002004-07-23T12:20:05.313-07:00YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THE NERVE
The Los Angeles Lakers dumped the greatest coach in the history of the league and traded the most dominant center in the league. So, what do they do for an encore?
Raise ticket prices, of course.Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526344.post-1090602141166023052004-07-23T09:34:00.000-07:002004-07-23T10:04:38.066-07:00ELECTION DAY USA
If you're looking for something to listen to this weekend, Sea Lion Records has a compilation of 'of ANTI-BUSH, ANTI-WAR music to be released to college and public radio stations during late SUMMER 2004', but you can listen to the 20 songs for free now.
The songs are:
Duct Tape
Code Pink
Kick Out The Republicans
Bad President
Son Of A Bush
Let's Pretend
Keith Berryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829707465879146516noreply@blogger.com